Gintama S2 E6

Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature

If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First

Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So in the End There's Nothing You Can Do

Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same

Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day

When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls

Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

The Sun Will Rise Again

On a Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn to the Light

Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

Dango Over Flowers

For the Wind Is the Life / The Ideal Girlfriend Is Always Minami

Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

Please Help by Separating Your Trash

Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

Some Data Cannot Be Erased

A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant / Drive With a "Might" Attitude

Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All that Good?

The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts

Don’t Complain About Your Job at Home, Do It Somewhere Else

In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans

Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy

People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

Four Heads are Better than One

When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something’s Missing

A Woman's Best Make-up Is Her Smile

You Don't Stand in Line for the Ramen, You Stand in Line for the Self-Satisfaction / You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

Rank Has Nothing to Do with Luck

Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart

Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

Perform a German Suplex on a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important

The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts

What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving

Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points

Even a Hero Has Issues

When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab the Straps With Both Hands

Men, Be a Madao

If You're a Man, Don't Give Up

Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, So Everyone Has a Good Time / Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops

Play Video Games for Only an Hour a Day

Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs